Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs
After years of extensive research, designers were finally able to come up with a way to make vehicle headlights so bright that they would cause permanent, radioactive damage to the eyes of oncoming drivers. “These babies will blast you right straight in your retinas,” spokesperson Dale McMillan said. “You’ll be seeing them when you blink … Read more