Random stuff I find interesting and you may not.
… you rarely (if ever) hear the following phrases. “Party like it’s A.D. 1570!” “We should sing more plainchant at this parish.” “I’d like to thank the choir for their sublime rendition of the Mass For Five Voices by William Byrd.” “I just love the way the four torchbearers process in with such dignity.” “People … Read more
After years of extensive research, designers were finally able to come up with a way to make vehicle headlights so bright that they would cause permanent, radioactive damage to the eyes of oncoming drivers. “These babies will blast you right straight in your retinas,” spokesperson Dale McMillan said. “You’ll be seeing them when you blink … Read more
*Grandma Karaoke Night at The Irish Pub Nursing Home* – Seniors Sing Along! Drunken Irish Bard Related PostsRemy: Regulate (FTX Parody) Never wrestle with pigs AIs and Fake Comments There are two ways to get enough. Husband stabbed repeatedly by his wife after she finds photo of him with young skinny girl, turns … Read more
Damariscotta Pumpkinfest Regatta 2025 Facebook video from LCTV Damariscotta (Maine) Pumpkinfest Related PostsBest Instagram Picture Fairy tales – G.K. Chesterton A Gift! School Choice and Religious Liberty Advocates Just Won Big at the Supreme Court Coronavirus humor from a friend in Colorado
Most Liberal Woman in America | Day in the Life Parody Related PostsMan Takes Wife On Date To Very Expensive Restaurant Only To Find McFlurry Machine Broken Devil Requests Stimulus Funds To Widen The Road To Hell To Meet Increased Demand Zombie Wandering Capitol Hill In Search Of Brains Starves To Death Motorcyclist … Read more
There is the Graham Platner that the media wants you to see: Maine oysterman, veteran and gun owner, a working class type who could easily be MAGA, but is running as a Democrat. Then there’s the real Graham Platner, son of a prominent local attorney, grandson of a major modernist architect, whose business was funded … Read more
Before anyone in his house woke up on Tuesday June 24, a 5-year-old Jacksonville boy named William decided he’d get up and take a walk to Chick-fil-A … By himself. Nobody knew he’d left since everyone was asleep, and before mom and dad knew it the cops were knocking on their door at 7:20 in … Read more
Rare is the day that passes during which I don’t, at least once (and usually more than once), say to myself, “Omigosh, I do wish that HL Mencken were still alive and active; he’d have a field day commenting on this particular politician or that tempest du jour.” There’s no question that if I could … Read more
This Joke Explains Modern Politics Better Than the News Related PostsRaised on Twitter and High on Rage It’s bad when foreign governments pay millions of dollars to the president “To be pleasing and acceptable in the sight of God” Meet ‘Captain No’: The City Commissioner Waging War on Corporate Welfare California is in … Read more
BOSTON,MA — A recent meta-analysis by researchers at the National Traffic Safety Institute revealed that no one in the world is capable of safely texting and driving except for you. “Congratulations. You are, in fact, the only one who can stare directly at your phone while flawlessly steering a two-ton vehicle hurtling seventy miles per … Read more
NEW YORK, NY — In a desperate move to evade Trump’s Department of Justice, New York Attorney General Letitia James painted herself bronze and is standing very, very still in Times Square. Thus far the gambit appears to have paid off, with people believing James to be a statue of an obese, unkempt woman who … Read more
Former vice-presidential candidate Tim Walz recently told an audience at Harvard’s Kennedy School that former Vice President Kamala Harris chose him as a running mate because of his uncanny ability to connect with the average Caucasian cisgender dude “I could code talk to white guys—watching football, fixing their truck,” he explained. “I was the permission … Read more
After President Trump deported some gang members to El Salvador, a number of members of Congress have followed along fighting to secure their freedom. Some have vowed not to leave until they bring an MS-13 gang member back home. It seems like there’s a deal that could be struck here. While no one wants MS-13 … Read more
Y-Studs – Don’t Stop We’re Leavin’ – Passover Related PostsThe woke dehumanisation of Jews There are dark days ahead for the Jewish diaspora 19th-century opera house known for its rich history, artists who have performed there Volare The Whitewashing of Antisemitism, a Hatred of Many Colors
The Husband Store Related PostsInspirational quotes for the over-50 realist Socialism/Communism Humor Ambrose Bierce on the President of the United States Remy: The Grundy County School Board Hunter Biden To Receive $50K Per Month Salary For Seat On Disinformation Governance Board
Californians Move to Texas | Episode 4: The Gun Range Related Posts453rd Election Mailer Changes Man’s Mind Sanctuary Cities and Counties Historians Stumped How Kids Throughout History Didn’t Commit Suicide Despite Having No Access To Gender Surgery Alarming New Study Finds That Everyone Who Gets COVID Will Die At Some Point Being Jewish … Read more
PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the eyes while speaking in complete sentences. The incident occurred at a barber shop, when the barber called him back for his haircut and asked if the girls with him were both his sisters. “Nice to … Read more
In Newbury, a fibreglass effigy of Paddington Bear was torn down by two drunken RAF engineers. For once, this was an act of vandalism the police would prosecute — though of course CCTV footage and the severed head of Paddington sticking out of a car boot made it just easy enough for the modern British … Read more
The ‘gee shucks’ routine was precisely that: a routine. But what excuse did the press have to play along? America’s weirdest governor re-emerged on the national stage last week to re-energize the floundering Democratic Party and help “fill the [leadership] void.” However, rather than galvanize his colleagues, Walz, who waves hello with both hands, mostly … Read more
There’s a shortage of eggs in America right now, and the ones you can get are very expensive. Even Waffle House is adding a surcharge if you order eggs. That’s mostly not about markets, or about government; there’s a shortage of eggs mainly because of a disease killing birds. That being said, we have ample … Read more
As National Review’s resident teenage knife-fighting expert, I was disappointed to read that the actor Idris Elba wants the British government to circumcise all of the privately owned knives in the United Kingdom in the hope that doing so will help reduce crime. Here’s Elba, talking to BBC Radio 4: “Not all kitchen knives need … Read more
How ADHD became the luxury malady of the anxious upper classes. What a coincidence that it’s always the most irritating people who get diagnosed with ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder). Sue Perkins, Jamie Oliver, Owen Jones – the list of celebs who have this trendy malady reads like a roll-call of people you’d flee a … Read more
Politicians want to create jobs, “good-paying union jobs,” in existing industries. But that’s not what markets do. The “destructive” part of creative destruction eliminates jobs in existing industries. In a dynamic economy, innovations in division of labor can create good-paying jobs in new industries, but new industries require entrepreneurs, not politicians. Frederic Bastiat had two … Read more
Remy: Pardon My Son Also see “Joe Biden, corrupt career politician, crawls offstage“ Related PostsTales from the crypto No ignition Americans Need Charming Humor, Not Sarcastic Wit Humans, actually, are good ‘Freedom of worship’ doesn’t cut it, Madam Vice President
Apparently consumers are too stupid to know that butter contains milk. Last month, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) recalled almost 80,000 pounds of Costco’s popular store-brand butter due to a crucial labeling error. While the butter listed “cream” as an ingredient, the packaging lacked a critical allergen warning alerting consumers that butter contains … Read more